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That moment when one of your body parts fall asleep..

And it feels like this afterwards:

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Stare into the middle of this for 45 seconds, (look around) and you will feel the effects of LSD.
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Who ever invented the “Knock- Knock jokes” should get a No-bell prize
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petitpotato:

The Williams family seems to be quite good at taking care of boxes…
I’m so bad at drawing real people, it’s embarrassing >_<

Oh god, not only amazing art but a heartbreaking observation too

sarah531:

petitpotato:

The Williams family seems to be quite good at taking care of boxes…

I’m so bad at drawing real people, it’s embarrassing >_<

Oh god, not only amazing art but a heartbreaking observation too

Magicians have always been obsessed with the idea of creating something out of nothing; and the highest form of that is to make a life, a perfect life, appear from thin air. And I’ve always longed to witness an event like that for real. But then I realised that I have. The chances of all the circumstances being in place that would lead to two particular people meeting, and then them falling in love, are supremely minute. And then, if they come together to have children, the chance of one particular sperm fertilising one particular egg, and then one particular life emerging is even more unlikely. And …this improbability multiplies generation after generation after generation, down through your great grandparents, and your grandparents until finally, by chance, your mother… meets and falls in love with a man… And then from their decision to come together and have children, and against those impossible odds, it’s you that’s born. Your life is a miracle.
Derren Brown (via jazzshoesandrandomness)
"Do you work for Lloyd's?"
"Yes."
"Do you mind if I give you one of these stickers? It says 'I fucked the economy.'"
~ Revolution will be televised is the BEST thing on BB3 right now. Hilarious!